Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My Childish Hour - A Letter of Annoyance

It's been a while since we've had a rant. I'm a big fan of Austen's epistolary works. Letters are meaningful. Here's one I wrote earlier. Slightly adapted. Feel free to use.

Dear xxxx

I wasnt angry at the time but I am now I've received this lame-ass email. Too busy to pick up the phone or at least send a message (insert name here)? Too busy to bother cancelling the date that err you set up. I dont think so.

It will be awkward when we see each other because guess what, that's what happens when you act like a dick. We are all busy in life, that's what being an adult is all about. I'm sorry if I seem rude but I'm not sure what you expected me to say - that's fine, we'll hug next time we see each other and you can feel good about it all.

But we can come to an agreement, I wont interfere with your 'busy' life and you dont interfere with mine. Thanks. Bye.



Emma said...

I am officially never messing with you! x

Julianna Barnaby said...

Haha! Well, I maintain that he definitely had it coming....

Deet Dust Date said...

Well said!! Did he apologise...??

Julianna Barnaby said...

Of course not. Just relapsed into the silence that instigated the problem in the first place :P

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