Tuesday, January 4, 2011

My Childish Hour - A Letter of Annoyance

It's been a while since we've had a rant. I'm a big fan of Austen's epistolary works. Letters are meaningful. Here's one I wrote earlier. Slightly adapted. Feel free to use.

Dear xxxx

I wasnt angry at the time but I am now I've received this lame-ass email. Too busy to pick up the phone or at least send a message (insert name here)? Too busy to bother cancelling the date that err you set up. I dont think so.

It will be awkward when we see each other because guess what, that's what happens when you act like a dick. We are all busy in life, that's what being an adult is all about. I'm sorry if I seem rude but I'm not sure what you expected me to say - that's fine, we'll hug next time we see each other and you can feel good about it all.

But we can come to an agreement, I wont interfere with your 'busy' life and you dont interfere with mine. Thanks. Bye.